hotel room ftw
I forgot how hot balto sounded
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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