ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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