from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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