We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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