We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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