Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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