And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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