Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
You did what with his pubic hair?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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