420 ftw
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
