insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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