Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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