The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Everclear isn't food dammit
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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