How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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meet me or not, i'm out of control
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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