Joe is yelling at the trees again.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
My feet surprised me
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