So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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