May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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