i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
whose parrot is this?
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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