She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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