I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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