# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
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