you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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