Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
i dont even know how to be here
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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