I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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