the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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