He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
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