Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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