You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
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