Having a random hookup so left but love u
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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