not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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