I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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