ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
