So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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