Me. At least after what I've been through.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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