Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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