Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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