dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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