do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I can feel your judgement through the phone
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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