Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
