i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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