But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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