I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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