i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
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