I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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