He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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