Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
vagina is talking i cant
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
What changed your mind?
Being sober
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
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