my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Randomize
