He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
