Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Even my vagina gasped.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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