what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
PANTIES FOUND
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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