I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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