I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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