Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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