Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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