I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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