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(734): View more from Michigan

Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection

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(513): View more from Ohio

direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'

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(573): View more from Missouri

A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.

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(616): View more from Michigan

Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america

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(435): View more from Utah

Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line

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(626): View more from California

wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?

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(505): View more from New Mexico

I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills

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(910): View more from North Carolina

3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.

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